According to Gibson.com, a Tennessee man has legally married his ES-335. I’m sure that this is either a publicity stunt for Gibson or for Cory Moore, the man who supposedly married his guitar, but it’s a funny story, nonetheless. A choice quote from the press release:
Not surprisingly, this is Moore’s first marriage. He has no children. Moore laughed when asked if there could be a Les Paul Junior in his future. “That would be crazy,” he said.